May 2013
“He had passed visibly through two states and was entering upon a third. After...”
– The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald (via worldgrowsold)
I'm pretty sure I'm getting 4 A's and a D this...
Fuck evolutionary psychology
howtobeafuckinglady:
people who pride themselves on being “classy” r usually lame boring and can’t suck dick
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via horologists)
“Perhaps they were right putting love into books. Perhaps it could not live...”
– William Faulkner (via jarrodis)
“He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why...”
I think the saddest part of all of Les Mis is when...
get-back-to-hogwarts:
I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies.
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There was a really scary lockdown / gun threat on...
And then we learned that it was some person’s father who is an “officer of the law” that came to move him out and kept his gun hoisted on his belt by accident or whatever
SUNY Albany Problems
A Little Piece of Feminism: The Rape of Mr. Smith... →
littlepieceoffeminism:
“Mr. Smith were you held up at gunpoint on the corner of 16th & Locust?” “Yes.” “Did you struggle with the robber?” “No.” “Why not?” “He was armed” “Then you made a conscious decision to comply with his demands rather than to resist?” “Yes.” “Did you scream? Cry out?” “No. I was afraid” “I…
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
"A vampire becomes stronger with age "
tvd-for-life:
-Human Elena and human Matt killed Finn an original.
-Elena and jeremy killed Kol, also an original.
-Elena beat Caroline and almost killed her.
-Elena beat up Katherine who is 500 years older than her.
Who am I kidding? My favorite couple was Tara and...
that was probably a sign
I'm pretty sure one of the first things that ever...
Yesterday the cashier at a local food place by us...
I’ve never felt more famous in my life
and then he asked me which of their employees i’d slept with
and it was all downhill from there
cosmo tip #600
expertcosmotips:
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
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I’m not sure where this new “consent is sexy” trend came from but I can’t wait until it is over. There is nothing sexy about consent. Consent is a HUMAN RIGHT that is taken away from far too many. My right to my body is not sexy. My right to choose what I do with my body, is not sexy.It is my right. A person’s realization that they do not have the right to any body...
sluttyoliveoil:
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
birds-bones:
Hey! Did you know:
sex is okay
so is masturbation
watching porn won’t make you impure
one night stands are okay too
having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
sex with the same gender is alright
not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
your body your choice no matter your gender
shaming other people for who they...
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College Advice. (and life advice, not that I'm in...
So I never actually really go on tumblr anymore, I usually scroll a bit while I’m in class, add a few things to me queue and call it a day. I especially don’t really write on this anymore, and I haven’t for a very long time. But my life has been changing lately and It’s given me some insight on some things that I thought I’d write about. As I’m ending...
